Hey guys!! I just wanted to let you know that I'm alive :) I didn't die or disappear *cough.hedwig.cough*. Anyways I found a HILARIOUS Twilight/Christmas joke. I know I should have posted this joke 2 months ago but it'll make bee happy :D Onto the joke:

Q:What do Edward Cullen and a Christmas Tree have in common?

( Click here to find the answer :) And trust me. You're gonna love it... )